Life changing links.

- People throughout Kentucky and Arkansas could be left without power until mid February due to recent ice storms. Damn that sucks, they'll not only miss the Hollywood round on Idol, but they will be so effin lost trying to catch up with LOST, (pun intended by series the creators).

- Somali pirates hijacked a German gas tanker off the Horn of Africa. No word if the pirate captain had a peg leg or parrot...details ahead.

-The NY Times reports that prosecutors have a piss test linking Barry Bonds to steroids. Are we really still talking about this crap?

- NFL choke artist star, Cowboy QB Tony Romo apparently cheats on his girlfriend Jessica Simpson when she leaves town to do some ground breaking field research.

- Hollywood in all their wisdom are remaking the Oscar winning classic Bonnie & Clyde, with famed thespian Hillary Duff (pic above), and original stars Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty are effin pissed.

SURPRISE!!!!!!

Barry Bonds, baseball's home run king, faces prison time after being indicted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice that stem from his denials under oath that he used anabolic steroids and that his personal trainer injected him with performance-enhancing drugs.
The indictment alleges that Bonds lied to a federal grand jury 19 times. He is scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in San Francisco on Dec. 7.

Well, nobody saw this coming. Anything involving Barry Bonds and steroids use is complete entertainment, from watching those 400 foot HR's to his surly denials to the leak grand jury testimony, and of course his long time mistress posing for Playboy.

I for one want more steroids use by Barry. I'd love to see his head grow another 2-3 inches and fly into a 'roid rage during the trial, and storms his way out of the courtroom destroying everything in his path. After he wreaks havoc throughout downtown San Francisco he has to be taken down by the National Guard, it'll take no less than 14 tranquilizer darts. Well, now that's a stretch, I'm just hoping for a little slice of OJ when it comes to this.

Probably the best part of this is that for 15-20 hours , this Bonds news made everybody stop talking about Alex Rodriguez. It's safe to say that both Scott Boras and my sanity truly appreciate this.