Life changing links.

- People throughout Kentucky and Arkansas could be left without power until mid February due to recent ice storms. Damn that sucks, they'll not only miss the Hollywood round on Idol, but they will be so effin lost trying to catch up with LOST, (pun intended by series the creators).

- Somali pirates hijacked a German gas tanker off the Horn of Africa. No word if the pirate captain had a peg leg or parrot...details ahead.

-The NY Times reports that prosecutors have a piss test linking Barry Bonds to steroids. Are we really still talking about this crap?

- NFL choke artist star, Cowboy QB Tony Romo apparently cheats on his girlfriend Jessica Simpson when she leaves town to do some ground breaking field research.

- Hollywood in all their wisdom are remaking the Oscar winning classic Bonnie & Clyde, with famed thespian Hillary Duff (pic above), and original stars Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty are effin pissed.

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Some links to stories across the vastness that is the world wide web.

Rachel Bilson is on the cover of GQ and much hotter, and patriotic, than I thought. I wish life had an air-brush.

There's a lot on the sloppy hot mess Britney Spears, and her supposed suicide note. Including personal fav Tyler Durden. Wow, how unbelievably huge would that be. You think your sick of the Queen of White trash now, imagine if she offed herself. It would never stop. For all our sake's, please don't do it.

The King of Men, Tom Brady takes a few seconds out of his awesome day to defend Tony Romo, and his trip to Cabo. QB's stick together, and Tom looks out for his people. this was Brady basically telling Romo to drop the washed-up, redneck pop star, and her star effing family. Take it from Tom and myself, dating supermodels is just way better.

Tom Cruise was awarded some sort of medal from the Church of Scientology, and then went on to make an insane speech. I'm glad we live in a country where a complete maniac can be worth a ton of money, and anoint himself a medical professional because he made a movie about a bartender 20 years ago. Well, I did enjoy Cocktail on second thought, Elisabeth Shue is delightful. Do you think this makes Scientology All-Star John Travolta jealous?

The people of Green Bay are truly enlightened. Football before Church, without question.