Saint Tebow

Tim Tebow beat out Arkansas running back Darren McFadden, the first player since 1949 to finish second in consecutive seasons, to win the 2007 Heisman Trophy. Tebow received 1,957 points and 462 first-place votes to McFadden's 1,703 points and 291 first-place votes. Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennan was third, and Missouri quarterback Chase Daniel fourth.

Tebow, who is the first major college player to run for 20 touchdowns and throw 20 TD passes in the same season, grew up working in a Philippine orphanage until he was 15. His parents are missionaries.

"Tim Tebow is the real American hero," said Tebow's high school football coach, Craig Howard. "He's the real deal."

What do I comment on first? Okay, the Heisman Trophy winning QB at the University of Florida is deeply religious. Which means that I can only assume that the guy who should be sleeping with at least 3-4 woman a day, isn't. Wow, this just blows my mind. I think God actually disapproves of Tebow not shedding off co-eds like it's his job. I actually think it is his job. Somewhere Matt Leinart is laughing.

As far as being a real American hero? It's true, 1 yard TD runs save over half a million people a year. Please give, and help support your local obnoxious, narrow minded High School football coach today!!