Saturday, January 5, 2008

Effin Tom Brady

The New England Patriots record-setting quarterback drew all but one vote Saturday in romping to The Associated Press 2007 NFL MVP award in the same manner his team romped through its schedule, going 16-0. On the way to the first unbeaten regular season since Miami went 14-0 in 1972, Brady put on a performance for the ages.

"I have always been a huge football fan and will always have great respect for the history of this game," Brady said. "I am grateful to all of the voters for any consideration I was given. It is a tremendous honor and I am sure it is one that my family will one day look back on with great pride."

My god, it just doesn't end with this guy. Let's compare the life and achievements of Tom Brady with yours truly. Here we go.

Tom Brady


  • 3 Super Bowl Rings

  • Super Bowl MVP

  • 2008 NFL MVP

  • Starting QB for 16-0 2008 Patriots

  • Record holder for most TD's thrown in a season with 50

  • Dates Victoria Secret super model Gisele Bundchen

  • Used to date model/actress Bridgette Moynahan

Lee

  • Writes for this awesome blog to feel important.

  • Has the ability to grow a majestic beard.

  • Excellent dental hygiene.

  • Pretends to date models and aspiring actresses.

Well, I think we all know who wins out in this comparison. If you need me I'll be over here quietly sobbing.

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