Apparently Britney Spears has become British. I read of this new illness in one of the medical journals I read daily. It's called being white trash with way too much money.
I love this whole split personality thing. The nuttier Brit(ah ha, get it) acts, the hotter she becomes for some crazy reason. I dont understand why. Maybe it's that she's worth $50 million, and just about any idiot with douschbag sensibilities can marry her. All it seems to take is winning her a cupie doll at the county fair. If you get the chance, be a romantic, and throw in a couple of fried snicker bars as well. Yeah that's right, I know how to do it classy like.
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