A $20 million payday awaits the undefeated WBC welterweight champion, Floyd Mayweather, when he takes on Big Show as part of WWE's "WrestleMania XXIV" at Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Fla., on March 30.
"It's entertainment. You have a chance to just be you and do what you want to do," Mayweather said Monday after a chaotic Staples Center event that masqueraded as a news conference.
At 5-foot-8, 150 pounds, Mayweather gives up big numbers to the bald Big Show, who stands 7-feet and weighs 430. "I weigh three times as much as he does," Big Show said. "It's not fair, but I'm a businessman and I see an opportunity for business."
This Big Show guy is effin huge. Does Mayweather get to use an axe or a bat. Does he get to chloroform Big Show first? Oh wait, did we forget that WWE was effin fake?
I think it'd be funnier if Mayweather got to sleep with Big Show's daughter (if he has one). Call me somebody who stereotypes, but I'm assuming Big Show is a huge redneck with a huge redneck fan base. According to my pretend encyclopedia, the only thing redneck's hate more than black people, are black people sleeping with their kids.
Now that's entertainment.
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