Monday, July 21, 2008

The Spears family is the sign of the apocalypse.

OK! Magazine has America's favorite whore Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of this weeks issue, of course, holding her new child....who better get used to being barefoot. I'm actually surprised that the baby isn't wearing a potato sack. I'm far from a prude, but do we really need to promote a 16 year old girl getting knocked up on the cover of a magazine that values 16 year old girls as one of it's key demographics?
I hate that this kid is going to be a part of my life. Her whole Cheetos and ultra tight jean short life will be documented for all of us to see through the pages of the tabloids for years to come. Get ready for all the birthday party pics with headlines like "Uncle KFed a no show" and "Aunt Britney gets drunk off Raspberry Arbor Mist with her 6 year old niece."

To those who blamed porn and tequila for the down fall of our society I say for shame.....for shame!

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