Friday, April 29, 2011

Links for the Grand Return

I woke up this morning to my normal Friday routine....scratch, stretch, look out the window, and then turn on the TV (due to no Stern Show), and every channel had the Royal Wedding. I'm not going to claim that I wouldn't have turned it on anyway, I would've. However, I had zero emotions while watching the nuptuals outside of getting really angry at some dude wearing a monacle and sash - sorry, the sash is obnoxious when not worn within the confines of a beauty pageant. I then turned on SportsCenter, and as both moments of pop culture collided, (yes SportsCenter/ESPN has morphed beyond the world of sports), I was inspired to fire this bad boy up. It's been 4 years since the first Twoseamer post, and 2 years since the last one...lets get going. 

A few random links for Friday April 29th.
 -Justin Tuck, the NYG Pro-Bowl Defensive End, and break out star of the Giants Super Bowl 42 team, took some exception to what Jet head coach Rex Ryan had to say about the two teams. Insert comments about eating and foot worship here - http://tinyurl.com/3gorukz
-The 1st round of the NFL Draft was yesterday, and because we all love to evaluate, here are grades for the 1st round - http://tinyurl.com/3ez9ga4
- Marky Marky and the awful Justin Bieber will be in a movie about pick up basketball. Other movies also in production, Larry the Cable Guy will star in a movie about the 1965civil rights march from Selma to Montgomery, and Don Johnson will star in a movie about being clean shave in the 80's.. - http://tinyurl.com/3nrwm2t
- January Jones, co-star of the phenomenal AMC show Mad Men, is pregnant. She's single, nobody knows who the father is, and I assume she doesn't know either since she's obviously a loose chick who spreads her legs for a smile and stick of gum. - http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/28/january-jones-pregnant/
- St. Johns basketball signed a recruit named Gods Gift. Very confident parents, also a bit smug if you ask me. They might need to be knocked down a peg. - http://tinyurl.com/3r66ghv

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