Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The death rattle.

This chick on the cover of this issue of Maxim is Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV's "reality" show, The Hills.

From this it's pretty safe to say that Maxim has come to the end of the line. They ran through every A-list actress, legit bikini model, musician, and sitcom star that would appear on the cover and within the issue scantily clad, and saying things like, "I love men who are chunky and drink beer." Lying bitches.

Anyway, so now we come to butta-face, pseudo reality stars that nobody seems to care about on the cover of this formerly prominent men's magazine. But hey, at least she "bares her claws" within the issue. I'm sure she has a lot to say, no really, I can't wait to read it. I heard the next issue is that skanky chick from Rock of Love. You know, the former stripper with the bad tattoo's....no, the other one.

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