Yanks Trump Mets With.............Ensberg? (OH BOY)

Today the Yankees took another page out of past mistakes and signed another washed up 30 something to play first base. I cant wait to hear the people hyping the fact this late 30 something once hit over thirty homers and how dangerous he will be in a yankee uniform. As a die hard yankee fan once again they have taken this week and played my emotions like only an Asian could at your local massage studio, leaving you wanting just a little more and later realizing, boy that was a bad idea! Now the yankees have 3 washed up first basemen that all had their best years with a little cream and clear flwoing through their veins. Besides one performance enhanced year (ALLEGEDLY) he has been no better than your token 250 hitter with 12 home runs. On that note Lee que the hotty to the left.