I was going to start this post with a witty comment about a Duck and a condom, however writing a blog is a lot like warfare. You need to know your subject to succeed, not only did I go 17 years of my life thinking that ducks were just violent animals with lisps, but I was pretty sure condoms where a CIA conspiracy to control our minds, until very recently. Nurse Jackson from Presbyterian Hospital in Brooklyn gave me some penicillin and pamphlets before sending me on my way. What a kind soul she is, she should strip, but I digress.
After Pete Carrol dominated the PAC-10 with the likes of Palmer, Leinhart, Bush, Jarret, White, etc, etc over the past few years, the 9th ranked USC Trojans seem to have lost their strangle hold on the conference with today's lost at 5th ranked Oregon. It's their second conference loss of the year, with the first being a home loss at the hands of conference bottom dweller Stanford. Still a competitive team, they could find themselves out of the top 10 when the new rankings come out, and out of the picture for the Nat'l Championship and possibly the Pac 10 title. Meanwhile the Ducks are now serious National Championship contenders on the legs of Dennis Dixon and Johnathan Stewart, with both Arizona State and UCLA still left on the schedule.
There's just way too much ridiculously hot ass on the SoCal campus to feel sorry for anybody at that school, especially if they are on an athletic team. The chicks on the Oregon campus barely shave their legs, wear wool sweaters from Sept. through May, and would rather swap Phish shows than acknowledge the football team. I hope all the Ducks get laid tonight, even if it is with a Vegetarian.
After Pete Carrol dominated the PAC-10 with the likes of Palmer, Leinhart, Bush, Jarret, White, etc, etc over the past few years, the 9th ranked USC Trojans seem to have lost their strangle hold on the conference with today's lost at 5th ranked Oregon. It's their second conference loss of the year, with the first being a home loss at the hands of conference bottom dweller Stanford. Still a competitive team, they could find themselves out of the top 10 when the new rankings come out, and out of the picture for the Nat'l Championship and possibly the Pac 10 title. Meanwhile the Ducks are now serious National Championship contenders on the legs of Dennis Dixon and Johnathan Stewart, with both Arizona State and UCLA still left on the schedule.
There's just way too much ridiculously hot ass on the SoCal campus to feel sorry for anybody at that school, especially if they are on an athletic team. The chicks on the Oregon campus barely shave their legs, wear wool sweaters from Sept. through May, and would rather swap Phish shows than acknowledge the football team. I hope all the Ducks get laid tonight, even if it is with a Vegetarian.
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