Friday, October 26, 2007

Why you should care about what I have to say.

In truth, your life will be no different if you read what I have to say or not. I would prefer you absorb my thoughts like a fat guy using a piece of bread as a utensil with a big bowl of stew in front of him. Let's face it, in some countries located within the South Pacific I'm considered a genius and my opinions affect policy and their GNP.

The key ingredient to keeping a blog is pure pretension. Going through life completely blind, thinking that people actually give a shit in regards to what you say.....ignorance is bliss my friends. On that note, I'm sure your ready to bust out of your will-crushing cubicles in anticipation of my thoughts so lets get to it......

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