Apparently Minnesota Timberwolves Yugoslavian swingman Marko Jaric is dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, who was previously featured in our beloved blog due to her dalliance's with Supermodel OB/GYN Derek Jeter.Jaric is averaging 9.5 ppg, 2.9 rebounds, and 4 assists over the first 13 games of this season. I'm not an expert in male beauty but Jaric is by no means as good-looking as Derek Jeter or myself, nor is he as successful in our chosen paths. (My path being that of an International Playboy and Super-Spy).
From my understanding, the Yugoslavian government is planning on naming a "Marko Jaric Day" due to this achievement, and I really cannot blame them. I would put a pic of both Lima and Jaric but it would just piss you off for not being born a 6'9 European with marginal basketball skills. Here's the lovely Adriana, put Marko out of your mind and pretend she's at your house, cooking you chocolate chip pancakes and sleeping with the plumber. Ah, women.
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