New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter has landed in tax trouble with the state of New York. State officials say the shortstop owes the state back taxes for claiming to live in Florida when his actual residence is New York City. The claim could cost the shortstop millions of dollars.Wow, talk about a dent in the formerly dentless armor. Up until today, all Jeter news was either about the starlets and debutantes he's banging, or his clutch hitting and championship rings, or his boyish good looks. Now he'll be associated with bilking the government out of millions of dollars, and I'm hoping as an envious male, that this slows down the Jeter express from running through every piece of celebrity ass out there.
I'm tired today, so instead of an ultra-witty comment full of snarky sass and attitude, here are a few pics of girls that Derek has violated. Love him or hate him, the dude has one impressive resume. God bless his penis. Enjoy.
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