Burn!!

Yesterday at this time we where all wondering what the hell Bill Parcells was thinking. Why would anybody who can pick and choose between jobs, want to go to Atlanta? Then we find that Parcells and Miami owner Wayne Huizenga agreed Wednesday on a four-year contract to be the Dolphins' vice president of football operations, according to ESPN, which employs the two-time Super Bowl-winning coach as an analyst. Parcells, is widely known as one of the best talent evaluators and team architects around.

The Miami Dolphins are currently 1-13, and rudely dashed all of our hopes for a perfectly horrific season of 0-16 by beating the very embarrassed Baltimore Ravens this past Sunday.

Man, it just keeps getting worse for the Falcons and it's owner Arthur Blank. Let's step back a few years, starting with when the team made it's first big game appearance at Super Bowl XXXIII, only to have their starting Safety Eugene Robinson to get busted with a hooker the night before, and then get romped by Denver 34-19.

Jamaal Anderson was the franchise RB featured on that Super Bowl team, only to have his career cut short by injury. No worries though, the Atlanta Falcons were able to trade up a secure franchise QB Michael Vick. All is well in Atlanta until they realized that Vick was 5 years into his career and outside of a handful of games, has been terrifically average. So the Falcons bring in Louisville Head Coach Bobby Petrino to turn things around, and help Michael Vick find himself as a player.

Petrino and Vick never got the chance due to those damn those laws that prevent humans from organizing, and betting on, dog fights. Michael Vick is doing 23 months in federal prison due to being convicted on charges steaming from organizing and financing a dog fighting ring. Which lead the Falcons with journeyman QB Joey Harrington after they traded their valued back-up Matt Schaub to Houston essentially minutes before the Michael Vick situation went down. Which leaves us with a 3 win team, with no direction and no place to go but up. WRONG! Bobby Petrino wanted no part of the NFL, specifically the Falcons so he high-tailed it out of there to take the University of Arkansas head coaching job.

It's a good thing the Atlanta sports fans are terrible, otherwise they could be upset, but I think they're just to busy either getting Krunk or wrapping themselves in diapers made from confederate flags. I love the south!