The Philadelphia Eagles beat the Dallas Cowboys by a score of 10-6, yesterday afternoon at a chilly Texas Stadium.The story of the game, Romo threw three picks. Brian Westbrook had another grinding, gutty performance. Jason Witten was the lone offensive force for Dallas with 8 catches for 113 yards. Donovan McNabb again looked like he was playing out the string in Philly, playing not to lose, and waiting to go to another team to hopefully revive his career. Of course, then there was TO. A frustrating 2 catch, 38 yard performance brought out the best in Terrell. The Cowboys got their glimpse of the sulking baby that is the real Owens for the first time this season. The big story though, was that Jessica Simpson was in the stadium.
I know!! I know! I couldn't believe it either, and thank god for FOX. I for one loved having her on the screen at all times. The stupid looks on her face were inspiring, and made me want to spend the day in a Heisman Trophy pose while wearing a leather helmet circa 1920.
Jessica Simpson may have a thought process that resembles a vacant lot, but god damn, she knows how to fill out a dress. I for one will raise my glass to her father Joe Simpson. Sir, thank you for whoring out your daughter. She is truly a national treasure.
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