Forgive me Selig for I have sinned.

Andy Pettitte used human growth hormone to recover from an elbow injury in 2002, the New York Yankees pitcher admitted two days after he was cited in the Mitchell Report.
Pettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions, stressing he did it to heal faster and not enhance his performance. He emphasized he never used steroids. Pettitte returned to the Yankees last season and went 15-9. This month, he put off retirement and agreed to a $16 million, one-year contract to play for the Yankees next season.

"If what I did was an error in judgment on my part, I apologize," Pettitte said Saturday in a statement released by his agent. "I accept responsibility for those two days."

At least Andy didn't waste our time with lies and whining about how these accusations are completely false. I give some props to Pettitte, and any other player (Mota, Giambi) accused or found guilty of using performance enhancing substances, for admitting that they cheated. Like Barry Bonds for the past few years, Mark Mcgwire (who's to busy not talking about the past), and now Roger Clemens.

This is somewhat damning for Roger Clemens who introduced Pettitte to the trainer that gave him the HGH, and are best buddies. Indirectly, Andy Pettitte has thrown Clemens under the bus, and train, and that annoying neighbor's oversized-completely-obnoxious-excuse-for-a-small-penis-Hummer.

Pettitte claims that he only used the HGH to help him heal while he was on the DL in 2002, and wanted to get back to his team. This just in; my sources tell me that Roger Clemens is going to be holding a press conference where he will admit to using performance enhancing substances. His reasoning is that he has the ego the size of Barry Bonds' head, and that he wanted to see how much money he can extort from the Astro's and Yankees by claiming that he was the key to a World Series win. Only to perform well during the regular season, and forget to show up during the playoffs.

Oh, my source is my dog. She's been right before so please, let's not discount her. I promise, I didn't give her a treat until after she spilled the beans.