Curt Schilling is 12 year old girl.

Curt Schilling stated during his weekly radio spot that, "There's a very realistic chance I won't ever play with them again," in regards to his Red Sox teammates. Schilling was 9-8 with a 3.87 ERA, and made $13 million this season.

"A one-year deal is all I'm looking for," Schilling said, adding that he expected to file for free agency over the next few days. "If truly, physically, I was at the end of my rope, this would be the ultimate way to walk away. I don't think I'm there."

Curt apparently spent the last few days writing good bye notes to his teammates. Awww, how cute. Wait.....is this baseball or the 7th grade? Through my imagination I was able to obtain a copy of one of the letters Curt wrote to a teammate.

Dear Josh,
The World Series was totally cool. I am so glad that we are friends. I am so glad I got to play with you. I hope you liked playing with me. Did you hear about Varitek, I hate him now. I totally liked that girl and he gave her gum which is not cool because I drew her a picture of me and her on a horse. Sometimes my mom is so annoying, she won't stop asking me to clean my room. Do you think Ortiz is fatter than me? What about Youkilis? When he asked me if I though his beard was rad I lied and told him that it was bitching. We were at Hot Topic, I bought some fart spray. Anyway, I have to go and clean out my closet because my mom will not shut up.

Red Sox 4eva. Curt

How endearing. Schilling truly is a man's man.