Showtime!!!!

The NBA regular season for the most part has become null and void. There are no real races to get into the play-offs because half the league makes the post-season., thus sucking out any drama from the games. The only source of entertainment comes from off-the-court comments and incidents.....and occasionally in-the-stands incidents, (thank you Ron Artest & Stephen Jackson).

After the Lakers practiced on Saturday Phil Jackson questioned Kobe Bryant's commitment to the Lakers and to basketball, saying;

"Obviously he hasn't thrown his heart and soul into performing on the floor," Jackson told reporters after practice Saturday. "That hurts me a little bit. … He was going to work at this thing and [would] put his full being into this. Right now, he's having a hard time doing that."

Kobe of course disagreed, but who really cares. We need to stop this insane trade talk, and start some insane reality TV talk. I propose that we bring Britney Spears into the mix. She's certifiable, a complete mess, and loves to look like a complete ass in the media, so the Lakers should hire her as a PR rep that travels with the team. More specifically, Kobe Bryant.

We all know that Kobe has a thing for trashy, nutty white chicks, and Britney loves white dudes who try and "act black". It's a perfect fit. This is reality TV gold.....hello E? VH1? Where the hell are you on this one? During off days they can go BMXing with Andrew Bynum, cooking classes with Luke Walton, and of course Britney talks Kobe into a manicure. Naturally Brit will have an off the wall, effiminite male assistant that makes Bryant and the rest of the Lakers uncomfortable. The best episode will be when Kobe's Latina piece of ass wife, Vanessa, demands to come on the road to monitor the relationship........can somebody say awkward tension? Because I can. Can somebody also say Nobel Prize? Because this show is a mortal lock, eat your heart out Gerhard Ertl.