Thursday, November 1, 2007

Torre Going Hollywood

In the great migration from the Bronx, Joe Torre has made the best move a manager could by looking to take over the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Yankee legend is now given the opportunity to take over a franchise mired in mediocrity over the past decade and try to revive a once proud franchise. Looking at the opportunity the commoner would say "Joe what are you doing?" To me the move is absolutely genius!

Torre is now given the opportunity to pull talent to arguably one of the most attractive markets in the country, and when I mention attractive it is not in sporting reference, ahem...lips implants. How could any high profile free agent argue with the opportunity to move to L.A. and play under a manager with a laize fair mentality. Joe has the mentality to fit perfectly into an L.A. scene with a script already with the story board in creation. It will only be a matter of time until we see Joe is asking for a divorce after being spotted at the Ivey for lunch after a hard night of partying at Tau with the Beckham's, Lohan, and Twoseamer contributer Dawger.

So please keep a watch on those droopy eyes and at last check he was also sporting three chins, but do not worry Mr. Torre for the almighty L.A. scene will get man sculpting in no time.

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