Nobody likes OJ Simpson, not even Jesus.

Michael McClinton became the third man to cop a plea and agree to testify against OJ Simpson. OJ and his co-defendants face 12 criminal charges, including kidnapping, armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and coercion, and one gross misdemeanor, conspiracy to commit a crime. If convicted, sentencing should range between 5 years and life without probation.

I would wish death on somebody before a trip to prison. But I really have no problem with smiling and going on with my day when thinking about OJ going to prison.

I'm hoping OJ has watched "The Longest Yard", both the Sandler version and the original with Burt Reynolds. During my years as a park ranger I came to realize that life is just like a movie, and if OJ plays his cards right he could be back playing football, which sources say, is the best way of avoiding gang rape while in prison. Karma is a bitch Orenthal, just ask her common-law husband Lucas, she never cooks after getting back from the late shift at Satin Dolls on Rte 17 in Lodi, NJ. Be sure to stop by for the lunch buffet, fresh shrimp daily!