It appears comedian David Spade, 43, is going to be a father -- or so claims the pregnant former Miss March 2006, 22 year old Jillian Grace, 36-24-36 (because that's important), according to the bastion of journalistic integrity TMZ.com. Spade confirms he had a "brief relationship" with Grace, and says: "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility." By the way, the "brief relationship" mentioned above, is a nice way of saying banging in the back of an Escalade.Jillian Grace was discovered by the Howard Stern Show when her mother called in asking that the Stern Show crew evaluate her, then 18 year old, daughter. I'm a devoted Stern fan, and remember this vividly. At one point, during her visit, they mentioned that when she hangs out at the Playboy Mansion she has to promise them that she does not sleep with Paulie Shore, Scott Baio and...drum roll...David Spade.
But talk about sand in the KY. Spade is a 5 foot, 5 inch snarky brat, who I happen to be a big fan 
of. But let's be real, like most celebrities, he's not getting the high caliber ass without his position in life. Hey good for him, he worked hard at his craft and therefore "deserved" to have bagged blonde bombshell extraordinaire Heather Locklear, super-cutie Julie Bowen, obviously a bevy of Playboy Playmates, and many, many more.
of. But let's be real, like most celebrities, he's not getting the high caliber ass without his position in life. Hey good for him, he worked hard at his craft and therefore "deserved" to have bagged blonde bombshell extraordinaire Heather Locklear, super-cutie Julie Bowen, obviously a bevy of Playboy Playmates, and many, many more.I had a point that I was trying to make, but when I got to the Heather Locklear part I went into a blind rage. Does rubbing alcohol get bile out of shag carpet?
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