The greatest story ever.

A four week old polar bear cub opened it's eyes for the first time at the Nuremburg City Zoo. The polar bear cub had to be taken from it's mother since zoo officials feared that the mother might eat her cub. The mother was showing signs of being upset and confused, zookeepers said. The Nuremberg City Zoo's other polar bear ate its own two offspring earlier this week.

I wish humans ate their young. Yes, there's a good chance that we would have lost some of our most important and influential people, like Stalin and myself. Not that we can impliment this as a law, but think how it'd help the impoverished. Not only would they no longer be hungry, but they would have one less mouth to feed. Makes perfect sense to me. Remind me to give Cheney a call.

I do enjoy that this took place at the Nuremberg City Zoo. Imagine your legacy as a city is hanging Nazi's and baby polar bears. Epic.