U.S. President George W. Bush's daughter Jenna and her fiance, Henry Hager, will marry on May 10, People magazine reported on its Web site on Wednesday, citing two sources it did not identify.
The wedding will be held at the president's 1,600-acre (646-hectare) ranch in Crawford, Texas, one source told the magazine. A spokeswoman for first lady Laura Bush said she could not confirm the report and had no comment on it.
Over the last 16 years we had the very patriotic opportunity to watch the daughters of members of the executive branch grow up. Blossom, would be the term perverts might use. From Chelsea Clinton, to the Gore girls, and now the Bush twins.
Chelsea was never a looker, but she always came off as ridiculously smart. Intelligent to the point that you'd cry with shame after talking to her. Only to feel better about yourself because you realize that you prefer your women hot and dumb.....uh, I mean classy and uncomplicated. The Gore daughters where teenagers and older, but it was nice to see wholesome blonde chicks run around the campaign trail. Finally we get to the Bush twins.
There's still a debate as to which one is the smart one, and which one is the pretty one. What a let down those girls are. There was such promise after all those underage drinking issues when they were in college, running around like the spoiled brats they are. You know that if they where regular chicks from Texas they'd be knocked up or have a meth problem by now.....or both.
Jenna Bush sort of looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid, so I imagine this guy who she's marrying, fellow 1 percenter Henry Hager (see fun info here), must get off on the whole daughter of the President thing. I wonder if he has an exit strategy.......ZING!!!! Seriously, he better. You see what the Grandma looks like. Oof, that's a future where you wish for strong and aggresive cancer.
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