Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Read this crap


Some links to stories across the vastness that is the world wide web.

Rachel Bilson is on the cover of GQ and much hotter, and patriotic, than I thought. I wish life had an air-brush.

There's a lot on the sloppy hot mess Britney Spears, and her supposed suicide note. Including personal fav Tyler Durden. Wow, how unbelievably huge would that be. You think your sick of the Queen of White trash now, imagine if she offed herself. It would never stop. For all our sake's, please don't do it.

The King of Men, Tom Brady takes a few seconds out of his awesome day to defend Tony Romo, and his trip to Cabo. QB's stick together, and Tom looks out for his people. this was Brady basically telling Romo to drop the washed-up, redneck pop star, and her star effing family. Take it from Tom and myself, dating supermodels is just way better.

Tom Cruise was awarded some sort of medal from the Church of Scientology, and then went on to make an insane speech. I'm glad we live in a country where a complete maniac can be worth a ton of money, and anoint himself a medical professional because he made a movie about a bartender 20 years ago. Well, I did enjoy Cocktail on second thought, Elisabeth Shue is delightful. Do you think this makes Scientology All-Star John Travolta jealous?

The people of Green Bay are truly enlightened. Football before Church, without question.

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