Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Consider the bandwagon completely empty.

The Seattle Seahwaks defeated the San Francisco 49ers 24-0 last night during Monday Night Football. The 49ers netted only 173 yards of total offense, 72 on the ground by Gore, and 114 breathtaking yards passing by Alex Smith.

I'm finding it harder and harder to believe that the so-called experts were picking this former powerhouse franchise to capture the NFC West, or contend for the Wild card at minimum. What's even sadder than the 49ers team is that they aren't even in last place in their conference. They will suit up in a battle of futility next week, facing those lovable 1-8 Rams, fresh off their first win of the year.

We should call this game "the battle for the 4th pick in the draft", wow that's catchy. The loser must take the QB from Hawaii, Colt Brennan. Kiper's hair will then explode due to frustration since he had Brennan as the 5th best QB in the draft. Kiper will then challenge the nearest person to an arm wrestling match, as he jumps on the console and rips his shirt off only to show a tattoo across his chest that reads BIG BOARD spelled phonetically in Japanese. Well, we can dream can't we....dream and eat cotton candy women dipped in BBQ sauce.

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