Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Phil Jackson is inappropriate, yet still remains zen.

Phil Jackson may find himself in hot water due to comments he made following the Lakers Tuesday night 107-92 loss to San Antonio, where the Spurs made 13 3-point shots. When Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters Jackson said, "We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts. It was one of those games."

As we all know, Brokeback Mountain is a movie about to gay cowboys, rawhide, and roping steer. A spokesman for the NBA, Brian McIntyre said, "The remarks are in poor taste, and the Lakers have assured us such remarks will not occur in the future."

Man Phil, I think it's a good joke. "Penetration and kickouts", it just works. You could have also said, "What do you want me to tell you? We might as well have been watching Sex In The City, we just played like complete fags today." Or maybe something along the lines of, "San Antonio completely ass raped us out there today, it was like an episode of Oz." You'll see that I also included a picture of Christina Applegate from her teenage years. Why her teenage years? It brings us back to simpler times, when irresponsible and derogatory comments were the norm and went unaddressed. Some might refer to them as the good ole days.


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