Lets be honest about the state of cheerleaders in sports. They used to be those peppy, slightly chubby chicks who run along the sidelines and keep the crowd into the game, despite what's happening on the field. Then somewhere along the lines they became glamorous, as we were able to witness with the Laker Girls and the Cowboy Cheerleaders in the 80's. Now we're stuck we these skanks who are a metal pole shy of having dollar bills thrown at them, and are always "currently in school to become a beautician."To help promote this glorious image of a pious and conservative nature, the Houston Texans decided to treat their cheerleaders like cars. On the Texan cheerleaders site you can check out the lovely ladies. By clicking into their profiles you can also see their hopes and dreams, favorite CD, and favorite movie. While you're there you might as well make them dance, which is wildly entertaining, and accompanied by the always classy 360 degree view. The most popular seems to be rookie Randi, along Gina Gershon look-a-like Janna, and sisters Larisa and Marisa.
I think the WNBA needs to look into this web set-up. There's nothing more attractive than a 6'4 Albanian chick with a uni-brow dancing and on display.
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