SURPRISE!!!!!!

Barry Bonds, baseball's home run king, faces prison time after being indicted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice that stem from his denials under oath that he used anabolic steroids and that his personal trainer injected him with performance-enhancing drugs.
The indictment alleges that Bonds lied to a federal grand jury 19 times. He is scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in San Francisco on Dec. 7.

Well, nobody saw this coming. Anything involving Barry Bonds and steroids use is complete entertainment, from watching those 400 foot HR's to his surly denials to the leak grand jury testimony, and of course his long time mistress posing for Playboy.

I for one want more steroids use by Barry. I'd love to see his head grow another 2-3 inches and fly into a 'roid rage during the trial, and storms his way out of the courtroom destroying everything in his path. After he wreaks havoc throughout downtown San Francisco he has to be taken down by the National Guard, it'll take no less than 14 tranquilizer darts. Well, now that's a stretch, I'm just hoping for a little slice of OJ when it comes to this.

Probably the best part of this is that for 15-20 hours , this Bonds news made everybody stop talking about Alex Rodriguez. It's safe to say that both Scott Boras and my sanity truly appreciate this.