The Dawg Don't Know Shit

Note from Lee: Okay folks, to spice up this top-ranked blog, Twoseamer contributer Parnell, or Grims, will be picking against The Dawger. The winner gets nothing from us, just a little run around from their respective bookies. Meant for entertainment purposes only of course.....

Let's Start Making Some Money Bloggers...

I feel bad for anyone who put their hard earned money on The Dawg's picks last week. That has motivated, and believe you me it takes a lot to do that, me to give the fans of this great new blog some prospective from a true gambler. Let me preface my experience by saying that I have bet more money in a 3 day stretch than any of you make in a year. When I'm laying my hard earned cash on games, I would bet the exact opposite of my plays. However, its thursday and I am picking with a clear head and a clean slate with my bookie.

Now the only real game that matter this week is Indy vs New England...I just hope it lives up to the hype. However, in a gamblers world the quality of the teams really doesn't matter as long as there is a spread. So here we go...

Washington Redskins at NY Jets (+3.5) Take this one from an expert with a couple Redskin fans in the family, they are not good enough to cover a spread on the road. PICK: Jets

Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs (-1.5) The Chefs, yes its misspelled intentionally...remember the old school commercials people, are getting back to their old form and are tough at home. Lets face it the Pack can't run. PICK: Chiefs

Arizona Cardinals at Tampa Bay Bucs (-3.5) Wow, I can't think of a game I would want to watch least that doesn't include the Bills. PICK: Who cares...fine take the Bucs

Carolina Panthers at Tenn Titans (-4) The bottom line is Vince Young just wins games. However they never win by more than 3. PICK: Carolina

San Fran 49ers at Atlanta Falcons (-3) I take back what I said about the Cardinals/Bucs game. These teams make me proud to be a Dolphins fan. PICK: Falcons

Jacksonville Jags at New Orleans Saints (-3) I think the Saints are finally righting the ship and getting back to their old form. The Jags are not a playoff team in the AFC and I believe their decline starts now. PICK: Saints

Denver Broncos at Detroit Lions (-3) I can't bring myself to believe that Kitna wasn't out of his mind when he said they would win 10 games this year. PICK: Broncos

San Diego Chargers at Minn Vikings (+7) LT on turf, that should be fun. He is going to show Peterson exactly what an NFL running back should be. PICK: Chargers

Seattle Seahawks at Cleveland Browns (-1) I consider the NFC the equivalent to the NL in baseball, the minor leagues. So I will take an extremely mediocre AFC team at home to beat an NFC playoff team. PICK: Browns

Houston Texans at Oakland Raiders (-3) Did Oakland burn away in the wild fires Dawg or were they too far north. Either way I don't think the Raiders can outscore the A's, and that is sad. PICK: Texans

Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles (+3) All I know is that Andy Reids kid could score some great shit. I'm gonna miss those parties and I think the Eagles are going to miss being out of the cellar in the NFC east because their going to be there a while. PICK: Cowboys

New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts (+5.5) This line embarrasses me. The Colts are a better team and at home. Brady can run up the score on hapless defenses, but it won't happen against this Colts D. Take the Colts with the points and on the money line. PICK: Colts

Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers (-9) I really hate Steeler fans. There annoying and they all have the same simultaneous cheer every time they pick up 3 yards. I'll take the points just so I can root against them. PICK: Ravens