Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ashlee hates everybody talking about Jessica's big thighs.


The blogosphere went wild yesterday screaming about Jessica Simpson's weight. Apparently, the size of her waste is directly related to our economy, and as her ass grows, so does the national unemployment rate.
Ashlee Simpson, in a fit of rage due to nobody paying attention to her sisterly rage, used her blog to let the world know that she was offended:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter
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Can somebody remind Ashlee Simpson about her plastic surgery? Ashlee should know that fug faces come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and that because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard. Somewhere Ashlee's old nose is crying.

FYI - Fat ass Jessica Simpson dates overrated and underachieving fraud of a football player, Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo.

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