Chris Paul is ill.

For those of you who are urban-inclined, Chris Paul is a professional basketball player, that plays the PG position for the New Orleans Hornets. "Ill, as defined by the Urban Dictionary as "cool, tight, sweet." To be used in a sentence, "Yo, that Beat was so ill."

Chris Paul is becoming the best PG in basketball, and last night almost hit a quadruple double with 27 points, 10 rebounds, 15 assists, and 7 steals.

Paul might be able to dominate me on the court, but have him come at me on the Jacks court. I'll be hitting threesies and foursies on his ass, and then as he's slowly gaining his dignity back, I come with the tensies, and just make him feel like the little bitch that he is.