Dumb football commercial people.

'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad

PETA claims that this commercial was banned from being played during the upcoming Super Bowl telecast for being to racy. You can read NBC "list of concerns" here, but since I'm assuming you have better things to do with your life, here's a few of NBC's gripes (without all the annoying commentary by some PETA blogger.......yeah, bloggers are pretentious, self-righteous dipshits).

-licking pumpkin
-touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
-pumpkin from behind between legs
-rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
-screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
-asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
-licking eggplant
-rubbing asparagus on breast

I read that list, and the only thought that goes through my mind is some sort of dirty joke that includes me mentioning meat. You know, as in meat like a guys private area, and how that's what missing from that sexy salad. I can make jokes like that because I am a legendary lover, just ask anybody. This is common knowledge, so if you didn't know this about me, you're just pretty stupid and annoying, and I hate you.