Thursday, January 29, 2009

Life changing links.

- People throughout Kentucky and Arkansas could be left without power until mid February due to recent ice storms. Damn that sucks, they'll not only miss the Hollywood round on Idol, but they will be so effin lost trying to catch up with LOST, (pun intended by series the creators).
- Somali pirates hijacked a German gas tanker off the Horn of Africa. No word if the pirate captain had a peg leg or parrot...details ahead.

-The NY Times reports that prosecutors have a piss test linking Barry Bonds to steroids. Are we really still talking about this crap?

- NFL choke artist star, Cowboy QB Tony Romo apparently cheats on his girlfriend Jessica Simpson when she leaves town to do some ground breaking field research.

- Hollywood in all their wisdom are remaking the Oscar winning classic Bonnie & Clyde, with famed thespian Hillary Duff (pic above), and original stars Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty are effin pissed.

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