Thursday, January 29, 2009

Yay for feminism.

The economy sucks for all shapes and sizes, rich and poor, thin and morbidly obese, and the funny and annoyingly serious alike. Everybody is making cut-backs now-a-days, from going out to eat less often, to cancelling online porn subscriptions. Apparently the demographic that is being hit the hardest are the wives and girlfriends of bankers.
To help these annoying women cope with having to cut back on their Bergdorf and Bloomy shopping sprees is the support group Dating a Banker Anonymous, you can check out their site here. I think it's disturbing it is that these chicks wear "proud to be a gold digger" on their sleeves, let's first acknowledge that millions of people with addictions (drugs, alcohol, eating issues, etc) use support groups daily to help cope with staying clean and sober. I find a meeting of people saying things like "I went to Milan 4 times in like 6 months...now life sucks" to be ridiculously shallow, and is pushing me to say the "C" word.

Yeah that's right....cake. You know I'm on a strict diet, and these vapid broads make me so mad I just want to go pig out swallow some Enternmans double fudge, with a pound cake chaser.

Gawker articles from here, as it was my main source.

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