Gay penguins get married.

No joke folks. Two Gay penguins in a Chinese zoo have tied the knot.

According to the The Sun (UK), the lovely couple were once given the cold shoulder at the wildlife park in China for stealing heterosexual couples' eggs to nest as their own. But after being allowed to try out with eggs rejected by their mothers the couple have become the zoo's best penguin parents. Now keepers at Polarland Zoo in Harbin, north east China, have rewarded their devotion with a wedding day.

One wore a tie and the other was dressed in a red blouse – a traditional Chinese bridal colour – as they stepped into their icy wedding room to the music of the Wedding March.

I spoke to a walrus who attended the reception, and apparently it was fabulous. The bride looked fierce and the cake was to die for. Apparently some of the seals left early. This is no surprise considering seals are notoriously Christian conservative right wingers.

The happy couple did plan on opening a quaint bed and breakfast in Northern California, but changed their plans due to the recent Prop 8 vote.