Why I hate Miley Cyrus. (My bitterness towards life kinda on display).

Where does my feelings of hatred come from you ask? Do you mean aside from the lack of talent, and being the offspring of the man who painfully and unmercifully unleashed the mullet and a God awful county line dancing fad into the mainstream all at once, is not enough?

What if I throw in an upcoming movie career that will no doubt be a commercial and artistic failure, yet no end will be in sight? See: Jessica Alba. Followed by her blabbing about her wanting to take on more serious roles. Like when she spouts off here....were she speaks about wanting to get nude in a movie. I think she needs to sit down with Jamie Lynn Spears for career/life advice, and then do everything exactly the opposite.

I can up the ante and include more horrific computer enhanced pop music to be unleashed onto the masses, crushing even American Idol in terms of lack of soul and genuine feeling.

Finally.....wherever the paparazzi will be, taking staged...uhhh, I mean candid, photo's of Ms. Cyrus, Billy Ray will not be far behind, creepily stalking in the shadow's, hiding is unnatural lust for his daughter. Okay, okay. I can't confirm that he's a weirdo that wants to sleep with his kid, but every picture they take together feels so wrong, and makes me want to scrub my body with vinegar and bleach.

Somebody call the Israeli's and Palestinian's. I think hating Miley Cyrus could become a way to unify us all.

Swifter, Higher, Stronger, Irreleventer???

In a couple of weeks, as we get the chance to do every fourth summer, we will fall in love with some athlete who dedicates their life to being the best, at a marginal, widely unpopular sport, that will lead to bankruptcy or a semi-successful career in Europe or Asia.

You guessed it, the Olympics are coming, live and direct from the heart of modern day Communism. Yes, those cuddly human right violators extraordinare's......the People's Republic of China!

Yahoo! Sports, in an effort to give a face to the US Olympic team (and drive traffic back to their Olympic site so they can actually make money - sorry stockholder), has asked Olympians to pick their perfect athlete. There is nothing of note here, the same names pop up as always. Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Martina Navratilova, Muhammad Ali, and blah, blah, blah.

The bigger question is, will John Tesh be doing the play by play for gymnastics again? How can you not be a fan of this jack of all trades? From Entertainment Tonight anchor, to his new age/Christian music compositions, this impregnator of Connie Sellecca and devoted Trekkie, has taken his Aryan all-American good looks to new heights. I for one can only salute the work of John Tesh.

John Tesh, god speed my friend......god speed.

Somewhere, Bea Arthur is sad.

Estelle Getty, the diminutive actress who spent 40 years struggling for success before landing a role of a lifetime in 1985 as the sarcastic octogenarian Sophia on TV's "The Golden Girls," has died. She was 84. Getty, who suffered from advanced dementia, died at about 5:30 a.m. Tuesday at her Hollywood Boulevard home, said her son, Carl Gettleman of Santa Monica.

Dementia, ugh, that sucks. Nothing worse than being found 12 blocks from your house in your pajama's while thinking it's 1964.

Growing up, the highlight of my week was a Saturday night filled with sexually themed jokes made by 60+ year old women. Golden Girls scarred my youth. I actually thought that Blanche was hot.....excuse me, I need to go suppress some memories.

Let's pour some prune juice out for our fallen homegirl. Thank you for being a friend.

The Spears family is the sign of the apocalypse.

OK! Magazine has America's favorite whore Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of this weeks issue, of course, holding her new child....who better get used to being barefoot. I'm actually surprised that the baby isn't wearing a potato sack. I'm far from a prude, but do we really need to promote a 16 year old girl getting knocked up on the cover of a magazine that values 16 year old girls as one of it's key demographics?

I hate that this kid is going to be a part of my life. Her whole Cheetos and ultra tight jean short life will be documented for all of us to see through the pages of the tabloids for years to come. Get ready for all the birthday party pics with headlines like "Uncle KFed a no show" and "Aunt Britney gets drunk off Raspberry Arbor Mist with her 6 year old niece."

To those who blamed porn and tequila for the down fall of our society I say for shame.....for shame!

Nothingness has never been so fantastic.

When you get a free moment in your busy life, go to this site My Damn Channel. It's a bunch of comedians and people who think they are comedians hosting videos that they either create or just think to be funny. It's a good time, great way to kill 10-15 minutes.

Below you'll find one from Harry Shearer's (voice of Mr. Burns, bass player from Spinal Tap, and co-star of my favorite SNL skit ever, see here) channel. It's a compilation of moments before an interview, or an on air spot, that are broadcasted but never seen due to commercials. Those with satellite see this all the time. There's not much action, but I found it hypnotic. There's something about nationally renowned cunt (sorry) Ann Coulter chewing nicorette.

Just plain dumb.

A $20 million payday awaits the undefeated WBC welterweight champion, Floyd Mayweather, when he takes on Big Show as part of WWE's "WrestleMania XXIV" at Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Fla., on March 30.

"It's entertainment. You have a chance to just be you and do what you want to do," Mayweather said Monday after a chaotic Staples Center event that masqueraded as a news conference.

At 5-foot-8, 150 pounds, Mayweather gives up big numbers to the bald Big Show, who stands 7-feet and weighs 430. "I weigh three times as much as he does," Big Show said. "It's not fair, but I'm a businessman and I see an opportunity for business."

This Big Show guy is effin huge. Does Mayweather get to use an axe or a bat. Does he get to chloroform Big Show first? Oh wait, did we forget that WWE was effin fake?

I think it'd be funnier if Mayweather got to sleep with Big Show's daughter (if he has one). Call me somebody who stereotypes, but I'm assuming Big Show is a huge redneck with a huge redneck fan base. According to my pretend encyclopedia, the only thing redneck's hate more than black people, are black people sleeping with their kids.

Now that's entertainment.

Oh look links, how cute.

- To help facilitate a comeback, a sober Lindsay Lohan decided that she needed to expand on the dozens...uh few hundred...people she had already showed her goods to. In NY Magazine, Ms. Lohan will be recreating Marilyn Monroe's last nude photo shoot. She may be a skank, but she's a damn good looking one. Links are both to Defamer and NY Mag. Hi res pics on WWTDD.

- The last time I saw 5 white dudes on a basketball court, all on the same team, was a movie starring Gene Hackman and Dennis Hopper. No word on if the picket fence was run or not.

- Former First Lady Nancy Reagan was hospitalized in LA over the weekend, due to a fall. Mrs. Reagan is doing well. She is 86 years old.

- From Idolator. Apparently it hasn't been long enough since R. Kelly pissed on a 13 year old girl that people have forgotten. R. Kelly had an affair with his former publicists daughter, who is reported to be above age, and her parents are pissed, (pun definately intended). Hmmm, must've been during school hours. Zing!

- Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been criticized for plagiarizing a speech during a campaign stop this past weekend and not being upfront about it. See the comparison below, and here.

The modern day hot foot.

I'm not one who likes to give any praise to anything Philadelphia Phillies, but this is pretty funny. Resident baseball douschbag Brett Myers apparently likes to set up pranks when not pitching, or hitting women.

Phillie Assistant GM Ruben Amaro Jr. and Manager Charlie Manuel, helped Myers to set up pitcher Kyle Kendrick by telling him that he was traded to the Japanese powerhouse Yomiuri Giants for a player named "Kobayashi Iwamura."

The quote Myers, they got Kendrick "hook, line, and sinker," even though trades between MLB and international leagues are prohibited. Props to the media, Kendricks agent, and othe rplayers involved for pulling this off. Even more props to Brett Myers who apparently didn't verbally assault anybody, call anybody a retard, or hit a woman during the duration of this prank. Great restraint Brett, class act all the way.

See the prank below.

America's Got Taste

Paris Hiltons new movie, "the Hottie and the Nottie" made a total of $27,696 during the first three days of its release. It was released on 111 screens, and with my superior math skills I conclude that that comes out to about $250 per screen.

This has been widely panned as one of the worst movies ever made, but it's not like horrific reviews has ever stopped people from going to see a flick. I'm hoping this is the bell ringing on the public's tolerance of Paris Hilton, meaning that idiots everywhere woke up from a deep sleep with the revelation, "why do I continue to pay attention to this pampered, slutty, idiotic, stupid, moronic, ungrateful, annoying, tramp?"

More importantly, who are the freaks that collectively spent this $27K? Do we have to keep them alive? Isn't this enough evidence to prove that they are a danger to our society? We should cancel deer hunting season, and from here on out hunt Paris Hilton fans and supporters. Man, that'd be fun. I'd finally have a reason to buy a gun.

Owen Wilson is funny.

Below is a clip of Owen Wilson guest hosting the Ellen show. This might be the first time anything on the Ellen show made anybody laugh. Good job Owen, great to see your back on your feet.

Democrats Hate Baseball

If anyone wasted 4 hours like myself there were a couple major points you could pull out of the congressional hearings of Roger Clemens.

1. Members of the Republican party love Roger. They spent the entire hearing beating up Mr. MacNamara and destroying his credibility.

2. Now that Roger has left baseball "gotten off the secret sauce" he is looking chubby.

3. Andy Petitte is no longer on Rogers Christmas list.

4. I can only begin to imagine the cost of this mess on capital hill, not in Roger's credibility but to us as tax payers.

We blew millions of dollars for 2 guys to spend 4 hours saying "No you are the liar!" Call your local political rep., and let them know that you dont appreciate your tax dollars spent on questions like, "What uniform will you where into the hall of fame?"

In good news the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue has been released this week. What makes the issue so great is no longer the images, but rather the men and women who subscribe to SI and immediately write to Sports Illustrated to cancel their subscription. And to those 5 people I will laugh at next issue; Cheers!

The bigger boat in the sky.

Roy Scheider, a one-time boxer whose broken nose and pugnacious acting style made him a star in "The French Connection" and who later uttered one of cinematic history's most memorable lines in "Jaws," has died. He was 75.

Scheider earned two Academy Award nominations — a best-supporting nod for 1971's "The French Connection" in which he played the police partner of Oscar winner Gene Hackman, and a best-actor nomination for 1979's "All That Jazz," the semi-autobiographical Bob Fosse film.
But he was perhaps best known for his role as a small-town police chief in Steven Spielberg's 1975 film "Jaws," about a killer shark terrorizing beachgoers — as well as millions of moviegoers.
In 2005, one of Scheider's most famous lines in the movie — "You're gonna need a bigger boat" — was voted No. 35 on the American Film Institute's list of best quotes from U.S. movies.

You can talk Jaws all you want, but I will always think of Scheider as Capt. Nathaniel Brideger from SeaQuest DSV. Hey, never underestimate a bearded guy with a pet dolphin.

Please don't go to rehab.....please!!!

Amy Winehouse is a train wreck extraordinaire. Her performance was the highlight of this past weekend's Grammy awards. If you haven't had the chance to see this phenomenal performance, see below.

I like Amy Winehouse's music, a lot. Add that amazing voice to an out of control wack job and you have a great live performance. I would say that she is Britney Spears with talent, but I think it's more like Britney is Amy Winehouse without the talent. Regardless, at the end of the day both lovely ladies make you feel good about your life.

Before you watch, a few quick notes. Why is Cuba Gooding Jr introducing her? How bad is the Grammy's that the best performance is coming from 3,000 miles away. I'm not sure who has more rhythm, her back-up singers, or her stumbling. Finally, what the hell was with the 5 seconds of Morris Day & The Time at the end of Rehanna's performance? What a joke. Those dudes have soul,and know how to work a stage.

Amy Winehouse performs at '08 Grammys
by TheDlisted

Oh, sweet misery.

Forbes.com released it's list of America's Most Miserable Cities. Topping the list is Detroit, Stockton, CA, and Flint, MI.

Wow, so Michigan is doing real well, with two of the top three cities on this list. The larger ciies that appear on this list are New York City, Philadelphia, Chicago, and Los Angeles. The main reasons that these cities appear on this list is commuting time and the digustingly high real estate prices......amen and amen. Providence, Charlotte, and Modesto, CA round out this fantastic list.

I think this list is pretty damn accurate. I'm the proof in the pudding. Try commuting 45 minutes each way, giving up a whole paycheck to a landlord, and then walk around with a big ole smile on your face. I swear, the laughter comes pouring out of you.

More hot and wet primary action.

Over the weekend it was the job of voters in Kansas, Washington State, Nebraska, Louisiana, and a very special Democrats only primary in Maine. Ooooh, so exclusive. Here are some links.

For the lack of a better term, Obama has wiped the floor with the former first lady. He gave her the proverbial bitch slap, and apparently took the lead in the Democratic primary race. He won Maine!!! You can check out Politico.com for the jist on yesterday, and the win in Maine today.

Huckabee won Kansas. Surprise!! The guy who doesn't believe in evolution won the state that voted against teaching the theory of evolution. See Wonkette.

After a rough weekend Hillary is shaking up her coaching staff, including her campaign manager. When shit goes wrong, you don't fire the players, you fire the head coach.

Cable hottie.....

Olivia Munn is a "actress", model, and the host of G4 TV’s Attack of the Show!, and an all-around hot chick.

For those not familiar, G4 is E! for so-called geeks. They provide coverage of the annual Comic-Con, which is an international comic book convention, and various Tech and Video Game trade show/conventions, and offer programming geared towards the 17-35 year old male. Of course the programming is littered with good looking broads who seem to know, or at least pretend to know, their way around a Playstation controller, such as Morgan Webb, Layla Kayleigh, and Kristin Holt. It's a solid channel, but lets get back to the lovely Olivia Munn.

Ms. Munn, or should I say the future Mrs. Fine, will appear on the cover of this month's Complex magazine. The photshoot is Olivia Munn recreating memorable poses/moments from some memorable movies. Such as the Phoebe Cates pool scene from Fast Times, and anything Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science. You can see the whole gallery here.

The beauty of the current state of cable television is that there are way too many channels, and there's a sea of "talented" women chomping at the bit to get their shot. Of course some of these ladies are intelligent and know what they're talking about, but let's be serious here. Most of these ladies on the fringe, upper-100/200, channels are great looking wind tunnels that can read from a tele-prompter, and have no problem feigning interest to the second rate Ryan Seacrest standing next to them. From the Reality Channel, to the Jewelry Channel, to Versus, to the Fine Living Channel, there are enough openings for skanks to go around.

While we're on the topic, Complex did a pretty good interview with Ice Cube, check it out.

What the eff....???

If you have yet to take a shower today the video below will be your motivation. In fact you might want to substitute the soap and a washcloth with bleach and steel wool.



For more awesomely creepy fun and excitement you can check out more videos with these highly trained thespians here.

Nah, the NFL don't stop......

There are various ways to prove that the NFL and MLB are the top two leagues. Whether it's TV ratings, the high number of fantasy teams/leagues, player endorsements, and of course off-season popularity.

The MLB hot stove, free agent market, is highly entertaining and due to the lack of a salary cap trading is a more frequent occurance, which adds drama to the months leading to spring trading. There's not many trades within football and due to shorter careers, NFL rarely has that high profle free agent drama. But the NFL does have a highly popular, immediate impact draft. It's not even a week after the New York Giants won the championship in one of the more entertaining Super Bowls, yet the NFL draft experts are in full swing. Tom Coughlin, the head coach of the Giants, had said himself that he, his coaching staff, and the front office, won't get a chance to fully enjoy the post-season success until they get through the draft.

Scouts, Inc. Todd McShay is a bad hair incident away from taking Mel Kiper Jr.'s job as NFL draft expert.......which I'm sure many already think it's already his. His mock draft is here, you need to be a ESPN Insider to read it, fyi. Hey why not join, with a subscription you also get the worlds worst sports magazing in the mail...but I digress.

McShay likes Matt Ryan, the Boston College QB, as the first pick in the draft going to the Dolphins. Witht he normal cast of characters accompanying Ryan at the top of the draft such as Darren McFadden, Chris Long, Jake Long, and Glenn Dorsey.

The afforementioned Kiper, has the same crew at the top of his big board, just with McFadden going number 1.

Even more off-season speculation can be found on Yahoo! Sports, with off-seaon questions posed by Charles Robinson, and Mike Florio from the SportingNews makes 10 bold predictions.

My favorite prediction is #7, that Jerry Jones will make a big splash. Two things have been proven in the NFL, a run first QB will not win you a Super Bowl, and drastic off-season changes do not automatically turn into a Super Bowl ring. Like most football fans, I hate Jerry Jones and his Cowboys, and outside of this years Giant play-off run, nothing is sweeter than watching his "face-lifted" expression when his team loses.

It's called LOST for a reason.....

I'm glad the producers of LOST got the end date for the series that they needed. This is a show that needs structure and direction. Every episode where nothing happens, where questions is answered, and more questions are presented is a waste of time.

Season 4 has hit the ground running. I've pretty much given up on trying to figure out what's going on. Just about every theory that was formed during season 1 and 2 has pretty much been debunked. I believe there are 46 episodes remaining, which leaves a lot of time for any of the current theories to be thrown out the window as well.

I've been liking the flash forwards, the introduction of new characters, and the "24" stance they have taken regarding the characters. We know that Jack, Hurley, and Kate leave the island with 3 others, but aside from that, no character is safe.

Here's a link the the Entertainment Weekly weekly recap, and also to http://www.4815162342.com/, which has forums you can read through or join if you like. Anybody with theories, or guesses, please let me know, or leave within the comments. One to think on that somebody brought up to me today, Benjamin's man on the boat is Michael and/or Walt.

My god, you know a show is good when it turns manly, bearded, beer drinking, sport fans such as myself into an obseessed geek.

At least we have Reality TV......

Since I was a young pup TV has been a faithful companion, and even with alcohol and degenrate lifestyles being introduced to me over the past 15 years, I still find time to hug my TV set and give thanks. Here are some TV related links.

Entertainment Weekly has a list of "30 TV Shows You'd Bring Back from the Grave", which includes some personal favorites. Off this list I'd go with.......

- The greatest show ever Freaks & Geeks. It's pretty amazing to see how this cast blew-up. From starring in big time TV hits, (ER and How I Met Your Mother) to the Judd Apatow - the show's creator for you simpleton's - gravy train (Knocked-Up, Superbad, 40 year Old Virgin), and of course James Franco, starring in all three Spiderman movies.

- Arrested Development, 2nd greatest show ever.

- Rome, even though I had no real problem with it ending before it became to drawn out and boring.

- My So-Called Life, Jared Leto and Claire Danes before they become unbearable.

- Boomtown, blew most cop shows out of the water, great cast...yes even with the Wahlberg, who I'm actually a fan of. The premise of this show is the same as that new movie with Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox, Vantage Point . Showing the crime committed from all points of view, cops, victim, and the perp. Good times.

- Jack & Bobby, which had a good premise, just not sure it could have sustained a full run.

Shows not on this list that should be are;

- Firefly, see the movie Serenity if you never heard of this show. Watching that flick almost inspired me to start a e-mail campaign begging for this shows reinstatement. But then I realized I was lazy.

- John Doe, starring that dude who now plays Lincoln on Prison Break. It had a "Lost meets The Fugitive" feel to it, unfortunately they couldn't figure out what to do with it.

-Homicide: Life in the Street, before The Wire, this show depicted the the hardened streets of Baltimore, plus it was extemely entertaining. Showcased some top talent such as Andre Braugher.

-Help Me Help You, with Ted Danson as a self-involved Pyshiatrist. Hard to go through what made this show so damn funny. Whatever it was, it made me chuckle.

The missing links.....

Check this stuff out and ogle this hot skank, model Katie Price - better know as Jordan, when you get a second. If you've never heard of her, in terms of tabloid exposure she's kind of like a British Paris Hilton, except without the trust fund and all that personality.

Deadspin has fun with those arrogant bastards, the New England Patriots. And while we're on the topic, Giant fans check out this pic, and here's that ridiculous catch below.

Britney Spears will be on the cover of the new Rolling Stone, titled an American Tragedy. This, without a doubt, will be the highest selling issue of the year. I find the Spears downward spiral to be nothing short of fascinating.

I'm not a Maxim fan by any means, but this list they did on Maxim Online regarding the Statue of Liberty is pretty interesting, and considering they are not dipicting Lady Liberty with a second rate bikini model wearing a green bikini and holding a torch, it's very un-Maxim of them.

I'm a huge Howard Stern Show fan, and you should be as well. If not, then you obviously have a terrible sense of humor, and suck at life. Howard TV is having a preview, check it out. The info is right here.

Shaq rising from the ashes.

The Phoenix Suns acquired Shaquille O'Neal in a stunning, blockbuster deal that sent four-time All-Star Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Miami Heat. The improbable pairing of the speedy Suns and the slow but once-mighty O'Neal became official when he cleared a physical exam Wednesday.

The Suns' Amare Stoudemire is a friend of O'Neal and talked to him about his new team.

"He says he's ready to roll," Stoudemire said. "Whatever he needs to do he's going to be down for it, and he wants to win a championship, so we're on the same page." O'Neal was to be introduced at a news conference Thursday. He has averaged 25.6 points and 11.5 rebounds in his 14-plus NBA seasons.

I wish I still cared about the NBA, then I might get excited about this. To be fair, this does make the Western Conference race to the top a hell of a lot more interesting. As far as my list of interesting things to watch, with this Shaq trade, the NBA jumps from 55 to 49. Leap-frogging hermaphrodite porn and Mr. Roger reruns.

Bonnaroo...It's a marsupial.

The line-up for the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival has been announced, you can find it here.

Tickets for the seventh annual Bonnaroo go on sale Saturday, February 16 at 12pm EST though http://www.bonnaroo.com/. Also there will be an exclusive 2008 commemorative festival DVD available for purchase when you get your tickets. Hippies and hipsters, start that drum roll and get ready to migrate to Manchester, TN from June 12-15.

The line-up is pretty diverse, which is leading me to believe that the summer festival circuit is now completely unashamed of it's commercial ways. Look, I'm not going to stand on a soap box and scream about the evils of capitalism, but you have to admit that we've slightly drifted from the path of "music equals love" that Woodstock and the Monterey Arts Festival (which introduced the world to Janis Joplin and Hendrix amongst others), had created.

Acts such as Pearl Jam and Jack Johnson headline the line-up, along with Metallica, who isn't normally the choice of the granola, touring scene. The interaction of the naked-because-I-can-be hippie chicks, and the protoypical "metal or die" Metallica fan should be fun. Hey, I like Metallica, and I think some of there stuff is phenomenal, but I just don't see it. It's vibes clashing.

Other acts that jump out at you are perrenials the Allman Brothers, Jack White side project The Raconteurs, brand new alt-rock darlings Vampire Weekend (whose album is awesome, fyi), and hip-hop acts like Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and summer festival vet, Talib Kweli. There will also be some comics on hand, as part of Bonnarro Comedy, such as Zach Galifinakis and David Cross.

The big rumor has always been that Led Zeppelin would stage a reunion show. Which makes sense, because everybody wants to see there rock idols whithered, with one foot in the grave. Ahem, mickandkeith, ahem.

Actually, all-girl Zeppelin cover band Lez Zeppelin will be performing....which is just as good, no? Have no fear, Robert Plant will be in attendance, teaming up with bluegrass chantress Allison Krauss. I find this interesting and would go to see them if they weren't performing deep in the heart of Tennessee. Life south of Maryland frightens me a bit. Maybe it's the illiteracy, droves of hillbillies in overalls walking the streets without shoes, fat guys in white suits drinking mint julips, and that good ole fashioned entrenched racism that just warms my heart so.

Or it could just be that god-awful heat.

Shock the World

The New York Giants have won Super Bowl XLII by beating the New England Patriots 17-14. The Giants were the only team to beat the Patriots this year, upsetting what would have been a dream undefeated season for New England. The last undefeated season was in 1972, accomplished by the Miami Dolphins.

The Giants began the year 0-2, with both their Quarterback and Head Coach under huge scrutinty, and a Defense that opened the season by giving up 80 points in those two games. Fast forward 4 months and you saw a completely different team. The much maligned Eli Manning was poised and confident, leading an offense that made some spectacular plays. Head Coach Tom Coughlin out-coached the evil genius of Bill Belicheck. The Giant Defense came out and played at a level that no offense could overcome, not even this record setting offensive juggernaut that is the New England Patriots. Kudo's to that Giant secondary, they have been long considered the way to beat that Giant D, and they stepped up huge this game. Shut down coverage combined with a ferocious pass rush equals a scary defensive performance.

I'm still on cloud 9 with this win. The streets of NYC (where 2seamer is based) where insane following this game. I've never been part of a mob before, and I have to say, it's pretty damn fun. If you know of any mobs, please let me know. I have my torch and pitchfork ready to go.

Yanks Trump Mets With.............Ensberg? (OH BOY)

Today the Yankees took another page out of past mistakes and signed another washed up 30 something to play first base. I cant wait to hear the people hyping the fact this late 30 something once hit over thirty homers and how dangerous he will be in a yankee uniform. As a die hard yankee fan once again they have taken this week and played my emotions like only an Asian could at your local massage studio, leaving you wanting just a little more and later realizing, boy that was a bad idea! Now the yankees have 3 washed up first basemen that all had their best years with a little cream and clear flwoing through their veins. Besides one performance enhanced year (ALLEGEDLY) he has been no better than your token 250 hitter with 12 home runs. On that note Lee que the hotty to the left.

I command you to follow these links....please.

Some more shit...sorry, stuff...from around the world that is the wide web. This chick to the right, her name is Danielle Lloyd, the former Miss Great Britain 2006. She was stripped of her title, and apparently she's bat-shit crazy which of course makes her 5 times hotter.

From Deadspin, more fun with Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Oh man, when will this magical roller-coaster ride ever end!??!?!!? Aren't they just the most.

Armchair GM, with great fore site, has clips of this years Super Bowl simulated via the greatest video game ever, Tecmo Bowl.

Rudy Guliani, the former Mayor of NYC and once hailed as America's Mayor, will formally announce that he is pulling out of the Presidential race. He will endorse John McCain, which I'm sure is a nice way of saying, "Hey Johnny, throw my in as VP when you get the nod and I can really hype up the 9/11 stuff."

Below is Republican Congressman Chris Shays planting a very supple peck on President's Bushes cheek. I can hear the Bill Maher jokes a mile away.

His inner Tony will never die.

The below video, a la TMZ.com, shows what happends when those notorious wild douschebags of NYC get loose and attack a celebrity. In this case it's James Gandolfini, better known to everybody alive as Tony Soprano.

About 11 seconds in to the clip you want to jump into your monitor and help Gandolfini beat this obnoxious jerk-off to a pulp. Man, douschbags can bring the worst out in me.

The Mets plead guilty to stealing.

Venezuelan star pitcher Johan Santana will be traded from the Minnesota Twins to the New York Mets provided the two-time Cy Young Award winner agrees to a six- or seven-year deal with the Mets.

Santana has a full no-trade clause and can veto the deal unless he gets a contract extension, and it's expected that the Mets and Santana will begin negotiating as soon as possible. New York and Santana have until 5 p.m. ET Friday to reach an agreement, a baseball official told The Associated Press, on condition of anonymity. Deadlines have been extended in the past, however.

In return for Santana, the Twins would receive center fielder Carlos Gomez and pitchers Phil Humber, Kevin Mulvey and Deolis Guerra, a package which some talent evaluators believe could be the fourth-best offer that Minnesota received during this process.

The Yankees were willing to part with tippity top prospect Phil Highes, and established Centerfielder Melky Cabrera. The Red Sox had a few offers out there, one that included Jon Lester, and the other deal that included fan favorite prodigy Centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury with pitcher Justin Masterson and infielder Jed Lowrie prominently involved. All more attractive than what the Mets offered.

As I've stated before, I'm a huge Met fan. I bleed Keith Hernandez. This is an absolute heist. Johan Santana is the best pitcher in baseball. Humber is at best a mid-rotation guy, Mulvey is unknown, Carlos Gomez has talent but who knows how it'll develop, and I never heard of that other dude. I'm almost not annoyed at the increase in price for my season package. I said almost.....that's valuable cash that can go towards my degenerate lifestyle. Somewhere an overweight, middle-aged, Dominican chick is losing out. Poor dear.

The death rattle.

This chick on the cover of this issue of Maxim is Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV's "reality" show, The Hills.

From this it's pretty safe to say that Maxim has come to the end of the line. They ran through every A-list actress, legit bikini model, musician, and sitcom star that would appear on the cover and within the issue scantily clad, and saying things like, "I love men who are chunky and drink beer." Lying bitches.

Anyway, so now we come to butta-face, pseudo reality stars that nobody seems to care about on the cover of this formerly prominent men's magazine. But hey, at least she "bares her claws" within the issue. I'm sure she has a lot to say, no really, I can't wait to read it. I heard the next issue is that skanky chick from Rock of Love. You know, the former stripper with the bad tattoo's....no, the other one.

Apparently God hates both Heath and Fags.

The Westboro Baptist Church, made famous by protesting the funerals of fallen American servicemen and victims of AIDS, has spoken out on the passing of Heath Ledger.

You might know this congregation from their other name, the "God Hates Fags" people. There's this great documentary about these dipshit's called "Fall From Grace." It's basically them rambling for 90 minutes, and proving their insanity. It's actually pretty fascinating.

It's sort of like watching the slow kid in your class compete in a spelling bee. Your kind of scared that he'll get a word that you missed correct, which results in your world spiraling into a mad descent. But in the end, he's still a retard, and your only slightly stupid, leaving you superior. That's what the movie is like. You hope that they never make sense, even though your 99.9% sure they won't, and when the movie ends your slightly relieved that you think of them as bigger assholes than before.

Anyway, they'll protest Heath Ledgers funeral, making the day more delightful and fun for his family friends. What good hearted souls they.

Who's yo daddy?

A Vietnamese woman searching for her father worked at his home in Taiwan for seven months without realising who he was before the relationship came to light, her father and police said Tuesday.

Tran Thi Kham, 40, travelled to Taiwan in 2005 hoping to find her biological father, who's name is Tsai Han-chao, he fell in love with her Vietnamese mother in Hong Kong in 1967, police said.



Tran was hired by Tsai in Taipei county to look after his paralysed wife and was reassigned by an agency to a family on the offshore Kinmen island seven months later, after the woman died.
After arriving in Kinmen, Tran realised that she had left a bag containing her father's ring and photo in her ex-employer's home and asked the local police for help, the police in Kinmen said.



Obviously the guy recognized his old ring and the picture of himself from 40 years ago. It's a good thing this guy's not a stereotypical old man that likes to grab the ass of random nurses, and make snide comments with sexual overtones that begin with, "If only I was 30 years younger...." Old men love sexual harassment. Man, the things you can get away with while wearing a diaper.

Look ma, links!!!!!!

Some links to some crap around the internet.

The major downside of a two week break in between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl, are the story lines that the media is forced to run with. Deadspin very accurately has listed a few of the storylines most of us are already sick of. At least we don't have to hear "Brett Favre is God" stories for the next two weeks. I like the guy, but he can kick a puppy in the face while shitting in a wheelchair of one of Jerry's Kid's and America would still love him. It's unbearable.

If you have the need to devote your life to anything and everything Heath Ledger, Gawker has put everything into one place, wrapped with a nice, little bow.

I used to not like Jerry O'Connell for whatever reason, but that fat kid from Stand By Me effin rules. From Funny-Or-Die, the video below is a nice little parody of Tom Cruise, and the the inane vapid personality that is possessed by Cruise, and just about everybody else in Hollywood. Yes, O'Connell is a working and actor and who knows how many jobs he lost with this. But it's not like he had many options anyway.

Heath Ledger is dead.

Heath Ledger, the 28-year-old actor who gravitated toward dark, brooding roles that defied his leading-man looks, was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, face-down and naked at the foot of his bed with prescription sleeping pills nearby, police said. There was no obvious indication that the Australian-born Ledger had committed suicide, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said.

Ledger will be seen this summer in The Dark Knight, the follow-up to Batman Begins. From the trailers that have been released/leaked onto the Internet, the movie looks sick, and the few shots of Ledger gives the impression that he knocked that role out of the ballpark. Not the easiest job considering whatever he does will be compared to what Jack Nicholson did in the same role, in Tim Burton's Batman.

Curiosity about Ledger's final performance will likely stoke further interest in the summer blockbuster. "Dark Knight" director Christopher Nolan said earlier this month that Ledger's Joker would be wildly different from Nicholson's.

"It was a very great challenge for Heath," Nolan said. "He's extremely original, extremely frightening, tremendously edgy. A very young character, a very anarchic presence that taps into a lot of our basic fears and panic."

I feel for Heath's 2 year old daughter and his family. I'm not going to concern myself with the cause of his death. What I find to be fascinating is the race of statement releases amongst the Hollywood community. So far John Travolta is in the lead, telling EXTRA, “He is one of my favorite actors. His abilities are rare...it’s a tremendous loss."

Somebody protect Ledger's daughter, I hear Dr. Phil's grossness heading right for her, trying to exploit.....uh, produce.....a 6 part special out of this.

The Oscars will not change your life.

The 2008 Oscar nominations have been announced, and you can find the complete list here.

I've been slacking lately and haven't seen many of these movies, so I can't give any educated guess regarding the nominees. Although I guarantee that chick from Juno wins for Best Actress. The academy loves teenage pregnancies, especially out of wedlock. Soulless bastards.

Off the top of my head, the biggest snubs could be Angelina Jolie for her performance in "A Mighty Heart," and Robert Downey in "Zodiac" (actually just about anything in Zodiac, great flick). From what I have read, if just about every category isn't won by "No Country For Old Men" or "There Will Be Blood," the Oscars would be a travesty. I'm hoping the writers strike is over soon so the Oscars go through as planned.

There's no way I can survive without seeing Hollywood congratulate themselves with $5,000 gowns, and Ryan Seacrest do his best Joan Rivers impression on the red carpet. Not to mention the best dressed lists. Those are like butter and heaven mixed together. Deeeeelish and sinful.

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

We didn't win awards for our social concious because we gave a half-eaten ham sandwich to that homeless guy two weeks ago.

It's the 40th anniversary of Dr. Kings death, and his accomplishments and sacrifice should be regarded more than just a day off from school and work.

A whole new level of insanity, yet again.

Apparently Britney Spears has become British. I read of this new illness in one of the medical journals I read daily. It's called being white trash with way too much money.

I love this whole split personality thing. The nuttier Brit(ah ha, get it) acts, the hotter she becomes for some crazy reason. I dont understand why. Maybe it's that she's worth $50 million, and just about any idiot with douschbag sensibilities can marry her. All it seems to take is winning her a cupie doll at the county fair. If you get the chance, be a romantic, and throw in a couple of fried snicker bars as well. Yeah that's right, I know how to do it classy like.

Tears of idiocy.

It's mid-January, and March Madness is right around the corner. It's the time of year when many college basketball teams start looking at their resumes, and hoping to have the one or two big win that will take them from the bubble to the tournament.

Maryland, who is now 12-7, was able to hang on an beat # 1 UNC by the score of 82-80. UNC is in the tournament, no questions. With this win, a 17 or 18 win Maryland team is a lock for tourney. Good for them, but that's not the story here.

One, two, three loss college basketball teams are commonplace. Teams on that level take the next few weeks to fine tune for the Conference tournament, and ultimately March Madness. I'm sure on some level Roy Williams doesn't mind getting that first loss out of the way. The world is not ending, but please don't tell these broads 40 second into the below clip.

I like a good woman who knows how to talk sports. I also like a good woman who feels the need to wear rubber maid outfits while serving me ice cream. But that's just off topic. These UNC chicks are just fools, and many fear that this might threaten the legitimacy that 80+ years of voting has brought women.

Insert cliched Man(ning) pun here.

This is a blog, I do not have to be an impartial observer, although I try to when necessary. In the case of my Giants going to the Super Bowl I feel that I need to give a big ass "Fuck yeah!" It's about time I get to watch the Super Bowl with some vested interest. I also need to chuckle at those so called experts that have been riding the Giants obituary since the Patriots game.

The esteemed ESPN panel, who I actually like for the most part, went a collective 0-12 when picking the 3 Giant playoff games. I think Emmit Smith's head would explode if he had to pick an NFC East team not called the Cowboy's. The gentlemen on FOX went 1-8, with Bradshaw picking the Giants in the Green Bay game. CBS? I don't know, every time Dan Marino speaks I feel myself getting dumber, so I choose not to watch. The guys on the NFL Network, who knows. All anybody can confirm is that Deion Sanders is most likely kissing some active players ass to make sure he gets an invitation to Julian Peterson's birthday party.

The game.

First, did anybody expect Lawrence Tynes to hit that game winning FG after missing his last two kicks. From 47 yards no less. Talk about goat to hero. His two misses were from within 40 yards.

The talk was about the weather, and justifiably so. However, it seems that the rugged veteran Brett Favre had more trouble dealing with the cold than young pup Eli Manning. Manning looked solid. He was accurate with his throws, and didn't make those mistakes his detractors wait for. Plaxico Burress ate up the Packer secondary. Al Harris played as well as anybody can while getting their ass handed to him. Plax was just better. As was Toomer and Steve Smith, who is making his mark in the playoffs.

Regarding the running game, it wasn't mind blowing, but it was consistent. Outside of a handful of carries, the runs were for positive yardage, kept the clock moving, and forced the defense to make plays. The Packers on the other hand, had no running game to speak of. Ryan Grant, who pealed off 200 yards against a reeling Seattle Defense in the snow, had a 13 yard run late in the game, and that's about it. Grant ended with 29 yards rushing, while his Giant counterparts and ex-teammates Brandon Jacobs & Ahmad Bradshaw ran for 67 and 63 yards respectively. Bradshaw had a 40 yard TD run called back on a weak holding call, that was behind the play. (Sorry, I believe my bias is showing).

Back to Favre. The Giant Defense game plan was to force Favre to beat them. Take way the run game, and bring out the free wheeling gun slinger mentality that Favre loves to show off. It worked. The Giant secondary played well despite a 90 yard TD play that was really the only sign of life for the Packers. The Linebackers played out of their minds as they've been all postseason, and of course that dominant pass rush had pressure of Favre all game, even though they did not record a sack.

The Giants will play the Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Giants lost to the Pats 38-35 during the last week of the season. Go Blue.

This is why I'm warm...I mean hot.

It's a 3 day weekend thanks to the revered Civil Rights pioneer Dr. Martin Luther King. Tell me, what's more civil than the right to scream at grown men of varying races while they smack each other in the mouths, all for the love of sport.

As for the games. It's going to be frickin' freezing in both Foxboro and Green Bay, and I feel for the fans in the stands, especially the Giant fans that made the trek to Wisconisin. They're used to 25 degrees as being cold, they don't have that extra 35 pounds of bratwurst and sausage to keep them warm, like the Packer fans.

The Pats are giving 14 points, and due to a rare drop by Wes Welker, haven't covered a spread in forever. However, I'm going to go out on a limb and take the Pats with the points. The Bolts could be considered a live dog, but it was only 2 days ago that they were practicing in shorts. Tomlinson is banged up and Gates is a game time decision. I don't think Rivers is a winner, but he's playing well and he's comfortable within that offense. I don't believe weather to be as huge a factor as others, since both teams play in it, but the difference between 79 and 3 degrees is just to ridiculous. While we'r eont he topic. Is there a more unlikable team in football. I know I have said this before, but it's just so annoying to watch them. Small victories, two plays after Merriman sacked Peyton Manning last week, and did his obnoxious dance, the Colts went deep and scored a TD. I wonder how Tomlinson is going to complain after this loss.

Oh, and lets not forget the other team - Brady (enforcing the Brady rule in this post, say the name and get a Gisele pic), Moss, Welker, Stallworth, Faulk, Maroney, and that bend-don't-break-defense.

On top of the on the field stuff, you can't make any money picking the underdog in a Pats game at this point. Most legit books have you getting $110 for every $100 you bet, and if you have a bookie that gives you a better line, while you place your bet say your good-byes, because he's going out of business.

In the NFC, I am going to take the Giants taking the 7 points. Again, both teams are playing in this ridiculously cold weather, which is -20 with the wind chill. These so-called experts love to point to Favre and his big game experience, and rightfully so. But they fail to mention that outside of Favre, the Packers have the youngest team in the NFL. Like the Giants, and most other NFL teams, Green Bay is made up of kids who grew up, or played college ball, in the south. I also love the, "Giants didn't know what they were giving up when they traded Grant to the Packers," comments. It was him or Ahman Bradshaw, and if it was Bradshaw we'd be hearing , "the Giants didn't know what they were giving up when they traded Bradshaw to the Packers."

Okay, my bias is showing. Regardless, I think the Giants have as good a shot as the Packers in this game. It'll definitely be within a TD, therefore taking the G-Men with the points......and possibly outright.

Go Blue. Our fans are in better shape......respectively!

Racism resembles a 9 iron

Golfweek magazine replaced the editor responsible for illustrating the current cover with a noose and apologized Friday for its depiction of a Golf Channel anchor's use of "lynch" in a comment about Tiger Woods.

"We apologize for creating this graphic cover that received extreme negative reaction from consumers, subscribers and advertisers across the country," Turnstile Publishing Co. president William P. Kupper Jr. said. "We were trying to convey the controversial issues with a strong and provocative graphic image. It is now obvious that the overall reaction to our cover deeply offended many people. For that, we are deeply apologetic."

Turnstile is the parent company of Golfweek.

Wow, the media that covers golf is trying really hard to scare off anybody who's tasted a chitlin. I understand that Golfweek was commenting on the remarks made by Kelly Tilghman of the Golf Channel, joke. Has anybody heard of tact and tastefulness? I can't imagine has a readership of higher than 56-57 people a week and none of them black, so I can see how they weren't expecting such an outcry.

I'm somewhat disappointed though. Why not go the whole nine yards with a cover like that. Throw in an article saying that the mini-series Roots was horrible, revisionist history. An editorial about hip-hop culture and how they fund Al Queda. Claim Al Sharpton to be the logical successor to Dr. Martin Luther King. Call me nit picky, but I just don't like watching something done half-ass.

The big check mate.

Bobby Fischer, the reclusive chess genius who became a Cold War hero by dethroning the Soviet world champion in 1972 and later renounced his American citizenship, has died. He was 64.

Fisher died in a Reykjavik hospital on Thursday of kidney failure after a long illness, his spokesman, Gardar Sverrisson, said Friday.

Fischer lost his world title in 1975 after refusing to defend it against Anatoly Karpov. He dropped out of competitive chess and largely out of view, emerging occasionally to make erratic and often anti-Semitic comments, although his mother was Jewish.

Seems that Fischer couldn't go with the ole Knight to Rook 6 to get out of this jam. Ah chess metaphors, they work so well since nobody knows what the hell your talking about. I once played chess. It was going well until I realized that I could be sitting on the couch, watching TV, and stuffing my face with delectable trans fats. That, or starting my own porn production company, "Classy Lee's Classless Films". It's all about truth in advertising.

(Oh, the artsy pic of that girl. In honor of this wack job dying in Iceland I have decided to put a pick of a Iclandic chick as opposed to the bearded weirdo).

My apologies to Eminem, and all of hip-hop. Actually, all of music.

Apparently there's an up and coming teen country sensation named Taylor Swift (who isn't to shabby in the looks department). Don't fret, I'm the Vice president of Music and I haven't even heard of her. Anyway, during a concert at what looks like, and most likely is, a county fair she covered part of Eminem's "Lose Yourself". Which is the Oscar winning song featured in the movie "8 Mile", which starred Eminem and everybody's favorite Black TV doctor, Mekhi Pfeifer.

If you watch the video below, the cover only goes up tot he 2 minute mark. After that I suggest you stop viewing. I like how the guitar player gets into it during the opening of the song by jumping up and down in one spot. Ridiculous. Does everything having to do with country music be the exact opposite of progressive and ground-breaking. It's like first there was Patsy Cline, then Johnny Cash and Elvis, and then country musicians decided to stop inovating and said, "Fuck it, let's have every country song sound the same way. Who'll notice?"

Randy Travis, that's who noticed. Both he, his nice car, his inability to write a decent song. and his lack of talent thank you.

Supporting family values.

U.S. President George W. Bush's daughter Jenna and her fiance, Henry Hager, will marry on May 10, People magazine reported on its Web site on Wednesday, citing two sources it did not identify.

The wedding will be held at the president's 1,600-acre (646-hectare) ranch in Crawford, Texas, one source told the magazine. A spokeswoman for first lady Laura Bush said she could not confirm the report and had no comment on it.

Over the last 16 years we had the very patriotic opportunity to watch the daughters of members of the executive branch grow up. Blossom, would be the term perverts might use. From Chelsea Clinton, to the Gore girls, and now the Bush twins.

Chelsea was never a looker, but she always came off as ridiculously smart. Intelligent to the point that you'd cry with shame after talking to her. Only to feel better about yourself because you realize that you prefer your women hot and dumb.....uh, I mean classy and uncomplicated. The Gore daughters where teenagers and older, but it was nice to see wholesome blonde chicks run around the campaign trail. Finally we get to the Bush twins.

There's still a debate as to which one is the smart one, and which one is the pretty one. What a let down those girls are. There was such promise after all those underage drinking issues when they were in college, running around like the spoiled brats they are. You know that if they where regular chicks from Texas they'd be knocked up or have a meth problem by now.....or both.

Jenna Bush sort of looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid, so I imagine this guy who she's marrying, fellow 1 percenter Henry Hager (see fun info here), must get off on the whole daughter of the President thing. I wonder if he has an exit strategy.......ZING!!!! Seriously, he better. You see what the Grandma looks like. Oof, that's a future where you wish for strong and aggresive cancer.

Being David Spade does not suck.

It appears comedian David Spade, 43, is going to be a father -- or so claims the pregnant former Miss March 2006, 22 year old Jillian Grace, 36-24-36 (because that's important), according to the bastion of journalistic integrity TMZ.com. Spade confirms he had a "brief relationship" with Grace, and says: "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility." By the way, the "brief relationship" mentioned above, is a nice way of saying banging in the back of an Escalade.

Jillian Grace was discovered by the Howard Stern Show when her mother called in asking that the Stern Show crew evaluate her, then 18 year old, daughter. I'm a devoted Stern fan, and remember this vividly. At one point, during her visit, they mentioned that when she hangs out at the Playboy Mansion she has to promise them that she does not sleep with Paulie Shore, Scott Baio and...drum roll...David Spade.

But talk about sand in the KY. Spade is a 5 foot, 5 inch snarky brat, who I happen to be a big fan of. But let's be real, like most celebrities, he's not getting the high caliber ass without his position in life. Hey good for him, he worked hard at his craft and therefore "deserved" to have bagged blonde bombshell extraordinaire Heather Locklear, super-cutie Julie Bowen, obviously a bevy of Playboy Playmates, and many, many more.

I had a point that I was trying to make, but when I got to the Heather Locklear part I went into a blind rage. Does rubbing alcohol get bile out of shag carpet?

The greatest story ever.

A four week old polar bear cub opened it's eyes for the first time at the Nuremburg City Zoo. The polar bear cub had to be taken from it's mother since zoo officials feared that the mother might eat her cub. The mother was showing signs of being upset and confused, zookeepers said. The Nuremberg City Zoo's other polar bear ate its own two offspring earlier this week.

I wish humans ate their young. Yes, there's a good chance that we would have lost some of our most important and influential people, like Stalin and myself. Not that we can impliment this as a law, but think how it'd help the impoverished. Not only would they no longer be hungry, but they would have one less mouth to feed. Makes perfect sense to me. Remind me to give Cheney a call.

I do enjoy that this took place at the Nuremberg City Zoo. Imagine your legacy as a city is hanging Nazi's and baby polar bears. Epic.

Read this crap

Some links to stories across the vastness that is the world wide web.

Rachel Bilson is on the cover of GQ and much hotter, and patriotic, than I thought. I wish life had an air-brush.

There's a lot on the sloppy hot mess Britney Spears, and her supposed suicide note. Including personal fav Tyler Durden. Wow, how unbelievably huge would that be. You think your sick of the Queen of White trash now, imagine if she offed herself. It would never stop. For all our sake's, please don't do it.

The King of Men, Tom Brady takes a few seconds out of his awesome day to defend Tony Romo, and his trip to Cabo. QB's stick together, and Tom looks out for his people. this was Brady basically telling Romo to drop the washed-up, redneck pop star, and her star effing family. Take it from Tom and myself, dating supermodels is just way better.

Tom Cruise was awarded some sort of medal from the Church of Scientology, and then went on to make an insane speech. I'm glad we live in a country where a complete maniac can be worth a ton of money, and anoint himself a medical professional because he made a movie about a bartender 20 years ago. Well, I did enjoy Cocktail on second thought, Elisabeth Shue is delightful. Do you think this makes Scientology All-Star John Travolta jealous?

The people of Green Bay are truly enlightened. Football before Church, without question.

Dinosaurs would have loved Ricki and Montel.

LiveScience.com reports that Dinosaurs became sexually active as half-grown adolescents and were able to get pregnant as early as age 8, according to a new study.

Scientists also found that there where higher gang rates among the Stegosaurus and Triceratops than other dinosaurs. They weren't sure the reason for this other than a poor education system, and drug addiction among parenting and authority figures.

Many say it was a rapid decline once the crack rock hit the tar pits. South Central Pangaea was never the same.

Jessica Simpson is gay friendly

Here's Jessica Simpson, fresh off of successfully jinxing the Dallas Cowboys playoff hopes, with some random drag queen she met on the street. Such a kind heart attached to that dumb little head.

Oh, Dallas fans. It seems that Pimp Joe Simpson might have been the one to leak the photo's of the Romo/Simpson vaction to Cabo. It's nice to see that he keeps his daughter's exposure at an all time high, regardless of what unecessary insanity it brings to others. How 'bout them Cowboys.